So true…
so
damn true
your ship
Thanks to Dave Strider’s timetables, I was able to successfully travel into the far future. I was astonished to find that one of the last remaining unabridged copies of “HOMESTUCK: ACTS 1-5” was held in safe keeping at the IASTFD (International Archive of Sacred Texts and Food Court). I later learned that much of the other copies were destroyed, along with much other web-based literature, consumed in the blistering flames of the Great Tumblr War of 2413. The details of this deadly conflict are sketchy and all evidence has been heavily photoshopped by the New United States Government & Casino. However, eyewitness accounts gathered from the myriad of surviving victims tell that it began when a sizable section of the internet was deleted that faithful day. Internet scholars explain that the newly formed Twitermblrbook+™© caused hard drives across the globe to spontaneously combust and eventually explode due to, some theories simply say, “an overwhelming amount of butthurt that not even the most powerful supercomputers could handle”.
Please reblog this to spread awareness so that the world may wise up and possibly prevent this horrible future from happening, rendering it nothing more but a doomed timeline.
jfc <3
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
(Source: renomoong)
I KILL 13 YEAR OLD KIDS FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn Hussie nice purse where’d you buy it.
TT: A man can only spend so much time in the middle of the damn ocean with nothing but popcultural detritus and his own thoughts to keep him company.
It’d probably be a lot more Dirk-like if he fished with a knife and his bare hands but this method of fishing is the one you use to pass time. And reflect on the crap your ancestor made wishing he wasn’t so dead so you could rag on him about it.
“The engineer has the biggest dick in the entire team”
I love the spy guy, He could totally cosplay medic with that voice too
aahh I wanna go to a cosplay like this whenever I can travel outside my own country lskdfsdf
Via front page I guess
AWESOME 50 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!
So it’s an established fact that I have way too many scalemates (see above).
Seriously.
(But not really)
So! I’ll be doing another giveaway! Also because I hit 50 followers, which is awesome.
RULES:
- You can like once
- You can reblog this once a day (how awesome is that)
- I can’t ship internationally, sorry, so only the US.
- Following me is not necessary, but nice and I will love you forever! :D (if you’re already following me I already love you forever)
- I’ll choose the winner through a random number generator!
- You have to have your ask box open and be willing to give me your address! Otherwise I can’t contact you.
This giveaway will end on MAY 15th!! That’s a whole MONTH! Wow! Also that’s after finals for me so I won’t have to worry about this during them.
The winner can choose between a scalemate (in whatever colors I have available/already made), a miniature scalemate, or a matriorb (which will be light purple because I don’t have grey/black fabric at the moment. But if it’s so important I can probably get it because school will be out for me. Or you can choose crazy colors and cosplay trickster Kanaya or something. Your choice!)
Anyways this message is getting to be too long already so have at it! Reblog away!
Via Whatever Piques My Interest
AWESOME 50 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!
So it’s an established fact that I have way too many scalemates (see above).
Seriously.
(But not really)
So! I’ll be doing another giveaway! Also because I hit 50 followers, which is awesome.
RULES:
- You can like once
- You can reblog this once a day (how awesome is that)
- I can’t ship internationally, sorry, so only the US.
- Following me is not necessary, but nice and I will love you forever! :D (if you’re already following me I already love you forever)
- I’ll choose the winner through a random number generator!
- You have to have your ask box open and be willing to give me your address! Otherwise I can’t contact you.
This giveaway will end on MAY 15th!! That’s a whole MONTH! Wow! Also that’s after finals for me so I won’t have to worry about this during them.
The winner can choose between a scalemate (in whatever colors I have available/already made), a miniature scalemate, or a matriorb (which will be light purple because I don’t have grey/black fabric at the moment. But if it’s so important I can probably get it because school will be out for me. Or you can choose crazy colors and cosplay trickster Kanaya or something. Your choice!)
Anyways this message is getting to be too long already so have at it! Reblog away!
Via Whatever Piques My Interest









